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ckm72 unregistered TUG Volunteer Posts: 3260 From: Now in sunny Florida! Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-12-2001 20:00 HI I am so new to this that I don't have a favorite timeshare memory yet. (Next Week I will) But I sure have spent a lot of time and gotten alot of laughs, and great info from all of you on this board. Thanks for all of the great posts!!! Connie
Cat Lovers TUG Member Posts: 232 From: Toronto, ON, Canada; Harbour Inn ON, Winners Circle CA, Panorama Resort BC, Thunderbird Resort NV Registered: JAN 2001	posted 11-12-2001 21:01 OK, this is my sorry attempt at a limerick - I won't quit my day job just yet There once was a gal who loved the sun And sandy beaches and margaritas and fun So she bought timeshares to trade Maintenance fees she has paid Wouldn't it be great fun if she won? But now I'm in the contest, yippee!
dundey TUG Member Posts: 257 From: Wayne, NJ --- Own: Weeks in South Africa, North Carolina and Florida Registered: SEP 2001	posted 11-12-2001 22:43 Its too late for me to be funny, so I'll guess that the 10,000 th post will be me! On Dec. 30, 2001. Super Bowl prediction: Jets & Giants OK, so I was funny after all!
JEFF H TUG Member Posts: 2286 From: Tucson,AZ Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-13-2001 12:17 At The coctail party at the Royal Islander resort in Cancun the table next to use was occupied by two couples. A personal concerige was chatting with them. he walked away to talk with another couple at a different table. The first two couples were exchangers and started commenting on how this party looked like A timeshare sales ploy. When the personal concerige returned he aksed them something and the one gentlemen told him Him " He already had 3 timeshares and he was not going to buy anymore so bite me" I couldn't help but bust out laughling. ------------------ http://jeffhilburger.tripod.com
mario TUG Member Posts: 76 From: Parma, OH Owner: Sands Beach Club, MYB, Fairway Village at Shawnee, PA, Spicebush HHI Registered: JUL 2001	posted 11-13-2001 06:12 Hey!!! I'm a newbie!!!! Expecting my deed any day now. Does my resort have to RCI for me to win?? I am really learning a lot from these boards and wanted to say THANKS!!! I got bitten by the Timeshare bug this summer, My husband thinks its a bummer!!!! I bought a great week, so we could be cheek to cheek But now I'm possessed to buy more like the rest...... I spend too much time, checking on-line now I better to make supper Do I sound like a fellow Tugger???
Kay H TUG Member Posts: 1184 From: Mayslanding,NJ USA owner 1/4 share Killington Grand Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-13-2001 06:44 First we bought a timeshare Vacations were on our mind We use it every couple months So that we can really unwind Then I searched the internet To help enhance our fun It led me to TUG- a great site The BBs is the best one RCI is our exchange group We joined to travel and trade We banked a week as required But an exchange we have not made I play on line with our choices Always checking with TUG's reviews Searching different locations Always looking for good news I daily read the Bulletin Board New things I learn each day My TUG friends are so helpful I'm interested in what they say I think I am a junkie Can't seem to stay away I must get my timeshare fix And read TUG every single day ------------------ Kay H
3kids4me TUG Member Posts: 4227 From: Fairfield County, CT --Owner - Smugglers' Notch - 2 bedroom, week 33 plus float-- --- I remember PJ --- Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-13-2001 07:10 BG, I just wanted you to know that I got your joke, but I did miss it the first time and actually thought it was your own double post!! Sharon
frankie TUG Member Posts: 67 From: Rockville, MD, USA Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-13-2001 08:17 A story for us "oldies but goodies": A seniors couple was doing some yardwork, and while the wife was getting a lot done, the husband was just puttering around. After a while, the wife started giving him dirty looks, and finally made some comment about his showing his age. In response, he said: "There may be winter in my hair, but there's summer in my heart". To which she replied: "If you don't get some spring in your step, we'll be here till fall!" ------------------ Fairfield Wmsbrg, wk. 26
nadineber TUG Member Posts: 86 From: North Woodmere, NY USA Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-13-2001 09:28 I won't quit my day job either. There once was a girl from New York About timeshares she loved to talk. From a slick salesman she bought. A great trader she thought. RCI she is forced to stalk. OK pathetic, I know. [This message has been edited by nadineber (edited 11-13-2001).]
cindir4 TUG Member Posts: 1777 From: Bismarck,N.D TownCenter at Jackson Hole, week 25, Marriott Harbour Pointe, week 27 Registered: JUN 2001	posted 11-13-2001 14:11 Somehow jokes just lose something in reading, but here goes. Feel free to insert any of your favorites instead....... A Vikings fan was out hiking in the mountains one day. As he walked along, a group of three men caught up with him. They told him they were on a mission. They invited him to join them. As they walked along, he found out they were a Green Bay Packers fan, a Colts fan and a Bears fan. When they got to the top of the mountain, they stood and looked over the side at the huge drop down. Then suddenly the Colts fan shouted, "This is for the Colts"!! and jumped off the side. A few seconds later, the second guy shouted "This is for the Bears!!" and he leaped off the side. The Vikings fan scratched his head, then shouted "This is for the Vikings!!" and he pushed the Packers fan off the side. ------------------ Cindi
paulmilt TUG Member Posts: 0 From: Naperville, IL Registered: FEB 2005	posted 11-13-2001 14:52 I think the points week should go to Carolinian ... I really do ... but only if he promises to exchange it and use those rci points to rape, pillage and steal from the weeks inventory. ------------------ Paul
marion10 TUG Member Posts: 1135 From: River Forest, IL and Dikhololo and Seapointer, SA Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-13-2001 15:00 I tried, but I'm no good at rhymes, so I'm going to go for the sympathy vote. I should get the points week because it's tragic that I have given away so many great coupons for so many great destinations that I can't use because I don't have any weeks to use!
jayjay TUG Member Posts: 284 From: St.Paul, MN. USA owner-Charlotte Bay Club&Resort;RHCpoints member;owner HGVCSeawatch on the Beach. Registered: JAN 2001	posted 11-13-2001 15:05 When I worked for a State Vocational Rehabilitation agency that does a lot of psychological counseling we used to ask,"How many counselors does it take to change a lightbulb?" How many?? "only one, but the light bulb really truly and sincerely has to want to change!" OK?Now i'm in the contest too.such fun! ------------------ jayjay
Hatrack79 TUG Member Posts: 1804 From: Denver, CO Registered: OCT 2001	posted 11-13-2001 16:21 If winners never quit and quitters never win; then who was it that first said "quit while you're ahead"? I could really use a vacation!
Jaybee TUG Member Posts: 1009 From: Sun City, CA, Villas of Sedona,Harbortown Pt., Dikhololo, LWRV, Marriott Desert Springs Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-13-2001 17:34 OK...One of my favorites... One fine day, a bug was bopping down the sidewalk when suddenly, a giant hand reached out of a bush, plucked him up and took him inside the bush. There was much leaf rattling, and then the hand reached out and set the bug back down. The bug shook his little head, and declared, "I'm a bug, and I've been hugged!" Later, a dove was prancing down the sidewalk when the hand reached out and snatched her up. She disappeared into the shrub amid much leaf action before she was restored to the sidewalk. She shook out her feathers, looked around, and said, "I'm a dove, and I've been loved. With a dovey little smile, she went on her way. After awhile, a duck went waddling past the bush, and again, the hand reached out and disappeared with the struggling little creature. Once more the shaking started, and the bush almost seemed to uproot itself. Finally, the bedraggled little creature stood up, shook himself, looked around, and said, "I'm a drake, and there's been a mistake!" ------------------ Jean B
krisj TUG Member Posts: 2112 From: Seattle WA, USA Owner: 6 weeks in Whistler, BC Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-13-2001 21:20 I know I can't enter twice, but I just got this via e-mail and had to pass it on... An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man replies. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," he says as he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?" Then she hangs up. The old man puts down the phone, turns to his wife and says. "OK, they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own airfares." not-written-by... Kris
MNdeeCA TUG Member Posts: 2825 From: Oceanside CA USA, Owner in SA at Dikhololo, Mt. A and Panache Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-14-2001 01:26 This thread has been a riot! So I've gotta join in! For years my family has been doing Dee jokes about my name! Like: Whaddaya call a timeshare trip when Dee gets lost doing the driving? A Dee-tour. If a bus ran over me, how would I feel? Dee-pressed. If I sit too close to the huge campfire sparks, will I be Dee-lighted? You KNOW that if there is no kitchen in the timeshare, I might become Dee-ranged? If I disciplined the neighbor kids for yelling in the hall are they Dee-moralized? If I snore in the bed above you and you kick me out, will that help to Dee-bunk the Myth? How did those Minnesota winters always make me feel? Dee-frosted! If I joined the TUG threads about the government, might this site become Dee-politicized? Yes, all of my future RCI exchange confirmations have been Dee-filed! And, finally, if I ever became a timeshare saleperson, after a presentation how would you feel? Dee-pressurized! [This message has been edited by MNdeeCA (edited 11-14-2001).]
MNdeeCA TUG Member Posts: 2825 From: Oceanside CA USA, Owner in SA at Dikhololo, Mt. A and Panache Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-14-2001 01:33 True kid story: Mitchell was 2 years old and his Mom Lisa was trying to train him to wear "big boy pants". Although she hated to resort to bribes, his favorite place to eat was Mc Donald's. SO she told him that if he could keep his big boy pants dry and clean all day, that they would go to Mc Donald's for supper. Mitch came back a short time later, and Lisa knew from the look on his face that there'd already been an "accident". Before she could say anything, Mitch piped up, "How about Burger King?"
BG TUG Member Posts: 876 From: Toronto, ON Proud owner of a white 2 BR at Carriage Hills plus a mix of red/white, 1/2 BR SA resorts (Seapointer, Castleburn, Sudwala, Durban Sands) Registered: APR 2001	posted 11-14-2001 04:12 quote: I just wanted you to know that I got your joke, but I did miss it the first time and actually thought it was your own double post!! Sharon[/B] Sharon - thanks! ------------------ Bob G
Germy TUG Member Posts: 198 From: Maidstone Kent UK. Owner: Marriott Ocean Pointe, Great Glen Water Park, Scotland Registered: SEP 2001	posted 11-14-2001 04:40 What's a Pointsweek? Is it something to do with SuperBowl? Is this funny? Sorry chaps, English, don't understand your banter.
Manuely unregistered TUG Member Posts: 198 From: Maidstone Kent UK. Owner: Marriott Ocean Pointe, Great Glen Water Park, Scotland Registered: SEP 2001	posted 11-14-2001 05:13 You think your writing is bad, You haven't seen anything yet; But of one thing you can bet This TS owner can't write, but can travel to any site. Manuely ------------------ AAV
BG TUG Member Posts: 876 From: Toronto, ON Proud owner of a white 2 BR at Carriage Hills plus a mix of red/white, 1/2 BR SA resorts (Seapointer, Castleburn, Sudwala, Durban Sands) Registered: APR 2001	posted 11-14-2001 08:17 quote: Originally posted by Germy: Sorry chaps, English, don't understand your banter. Two nations, divided by a common language! ------------------ Bob G
dltarget TUG Member Posts: 35 From: catonsville,md,usa Registered: AUG 2001	posted 11-14-2001 10:28 Knock, Knock Whose there? Banana Banana who? Knock, Knock Whose there? Banana Banana who? Knock, Knock Whose there? Banana Banana who? Knock, Knock Whose there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana Ilove this site and all the Tuggers Dennis
3kids4me TUG Member Posts: 4227 From: Fairfield County, CT --Owner - Smugglers' Notch - 2 bedroom, week 33 plus float-- --- I remember PJ --- Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-14-2001 11:01 quote: Originally posted by BG: Two nations, divided by a common language! Pop quiz...do you know who said that? (Actually sometimes I feel like we're even divided by a common language in this country!!)
keith TUG Member Posts: 230 From: toronto, canada Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-14-2001 12:01 Trevor, Thank for entering my hat in the ring! Here are some one liners which came my way: ... a fine is a tax for doing wrong, a tax is a fine for doing well....isn't it unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"....the only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep... ------------------ Keith

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