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Topic: RCI Banked Week Giveaway Contest
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Karen G Moderator TUG VolunteerPosts: 2928 From: Bellevue, WA; own in New York, Hawaii, Mexico, South Africa, Texas (RCI Pts.) Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-16-2001 11:35
Here's my entry:QUOTE OF THE DAY 'Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.' - Anonymous
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MNdeeCA TUG MemberPosts: 2825 From: Oceanside CA USA, Owner in SA at Dikhololo, Mt. A and Panache Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-16-2001 12:17
Common language problems between Minnesotans:We had stopped at McDonald's for breakfast and ordered Egg McMuffins. Because I don't like the egg yolks I asked the gal on the register for a fork and knife to cut around them. She gave me a dirty look and handed me only a knife. I asked again for a fork and suddenly she laughed. She thought I'd sworn at her asking for a forkin knife!
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shar TUG MemberPosts: 509 From: Ellicott City, Maryland Resorts: Aruba Phoenix (29), Seatime (26), Bantry Bay (SA), Dik (SA), A Place at the Beach III (31) Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-16-2001 12:51
Beebe, I think I should win the prize as I do believe my husband and I introduced you to Tug. Sharon & Bud from the Santa Barbara Resort and Yacht Club, Pompano Beach, Memorial week 2000(?). I am glad you are enjoying Tug and have become such an active member. (Maybe there is more than one Robert Beebe in TUG?).I am really bad at remembering jokes so here is my story. It happened many years ago when my brother was a baby. The family was on vacation in a very nice restaurant. My brother was seated in a high chair and he kept struggling to get up out of it. My mother kept pushing him back into the chair. Finally he stood up and yelled at the top of his voice " Will someone get me out of this chair, I have to go to the bathroom". The entire restaurant became quiet and then started laughing. My mother could nto get him out of the room fast enough. Shar audioshar@yahoo.com
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Beebe TUG MemberPosts: 1018 From: Newport News, VA, USA Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-16-2001 16:12
quote: Originally posted by shar: Beebe, I think I should win ...as ...my husband and I introduced you to Tug. ...Memorial week 2000(?). ...Maybe there is more than one Robert Beebe in TUG?)...
Good recall Sharon. We certainly have enjoyed TUG. We're now trying to give a little back. I'm hoping some non-members will join-in by seeing all the fun. Have wanted to say "thank you" for over a year. Good to hear from you. Where have you guys been?
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marion10 TUG MemberPosts: 1135 From: River Forest, IL and Dikhololo and Seapointer, SA Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-17-2001 13:25
Beebe, I don't know where I would go yet. We're going to Wisconsin Dells right after Christmas. Going anywhere for the kids spring break is out because it's the same week as Holy Week and my husband is in training for the deaconate and had to hang around church. We've got a week in Southern Indaina booked for August and I'm try to convince my husband to drive over to Williamsburg or Branson. Also, If I can get cheap airfares pulling the kids out of school after Easter and going to Mexico.
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glampkin TUG MemberPosts: 37 From: Vernon,CT, USA, MT A (SA), Sunburst Resort (CO),Taranova Club,Mariner's Pointe(TN) Registered: JUL 2001
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posted 11-17-2001 18:04
quote: Originally posted by turkco: For our next timeshare trip (to the Cliff Club in Utah), where we will see our daughters and granddaughters, we've been putting together a "woman power" CD. Here's what we have so far: Respect—Aretha Franklin; I am Woman—Helen Reddy; Who I Am—Jessica Andrews; I’m Alright—Jo Dee Messina; I’m Every Woman—Chaka Khan; Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better--Annie Get Your Gun. More suggestions?
New Attitude - Pati Labell Would be on my list.
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superdot5 TUG MemberPosts: 415 From: Austin, Texas, U.S. of A. (to many to type) Registered: APR 2001
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posted 11-17-2001 18:47
A grandmother was suprised by her 7yr. old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army men in her cup. Puzzled, she asked, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee." Her grandson answered "Grandma, it says on TV, the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."------------------ The first wife told me to get off TUG or she was leaving........I'm gonna miss her.
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Beebe TUG MemberPosts: 1018 From: Newport News, VA, USA Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-17-2001 22:24
It is apparent few are interested in points, skipping this thread. One week has passed with 49 members and 1 non-member posting an entry. I thought surely there would be many with one timeshare that would love to gain an extra week. There are two weeks remaining. Those of you that have more weeks then you know what to do with, please spread the word to the other boards.
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sylvia w TUG MemberPosts: 57 From: Yarker, On, Canada Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-18-2001 17:05
Just found out that we could use another week. My son has been separated from his wife for three and half years. He and his wonderful three year old daughter have been living with us for that time. Lately, he and his wife have been dating and have just announce that they are reuniting in the new year! As my Husband and I gave them a timeshare honeymoon, it would be great to give them a timeshare getting back together getaway. Here goes my entry:Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, " I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly, " Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, " Dammit woman, can't you keep your mouth shut." The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says," Now dear you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT TO HECK UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" "Oh heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking." Sylvia
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marcmuff TUG MemberPosts: 1372 From: West Sacramento, California - Owner Edgelake Beach Club (EOY) Owner Krystal Vallarta Registered: MAY 2001
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posted 11-18-2001 17:50
From the hometown paper in Minnesota:YOU FORGET ONE LITTLE THING. . . Big Ole's cousin Sever has been visiting from the Old Country. He has been here for a couple of weeks and quite frankly the two have been cutting a pretty wide swath. They have been familiar customers at the Sons of Norway clubrooms and at all the local social gathering spots. The other night the two spent a considerable smount of time at their favorite watering hole. As closing time approached, the bartender insisted that they leave. Sever stood up from his bar stool and promptly fell flat on his face. Very concerned about his cousin, Ole bent to help him up but, not being in the best of condition himself, he soon toppled over and joined Sever on the floor. With help from each other they were finally able to make it back to their feet. Ole got his shoulder under Sever's and they staggered toward the door, making it without collapsing again. But their luck ran out again as they maneuvered their way through the door and they wound up in a heap out on the sidewalk. With great effort and assistance from each other, the two addled Norskes managed to regain their footing and stumbled out to a streetlight. There the laws of gravity again took effect and the two huddled under the light to get their bearings and balance. After a suitable amount of time had elapsed the two decided they had sobered up enough to make it home but they no more than stepped away from the lamppost than they took another dive for the pavement. "Dis yust ain't vorking," Ole said to Sever. "Ay tell yew vhat, ve are only a couple of blocks from home, maybe ve could crawl dat far." Sever pondered that for a bit and finally agreed. So the two Norsemen crawled the two blocks home and up the steps to the front door. There they again attempted to stand, struggling to support each other as they opened the door. They no sooner got into the house than they took another painful tumble. "Shhhh . . ve don't vant to vake Lena", Ole whispered. "She vill be ever so mad if she finds out ve haf been out drinking again. Yew crawl over tew your room and Ay vill crawl up the steps and go to bed." The sun was high in the sky as Ole struggled to get his eyelids open to see what was shaking him. He finally managed to focus on a stern-faced Lena staring down at him. "Yew and Sever vere out drinking again veren't yew?", she said, shaking an accusing finger at Ole's nose. "Vell, ve might haf stopped off for a couple," Old admitted. "How did yew know?" "De bartender yust called and he said yew two forgot Sever's vheelchair down dere again." ------------------ Muriel http://home.earthlink.net/~marcmuff/ marcmuff@earthlink.net
[This message has been edited by marcmuff (edited 11-18-2001).]
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Beebe TUG MemberPosts: 1018 From: Newport News, VA, USA Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-19-2001 22:04
quote: Originally posted by marion10: Beebe, I don't know where I would go yet. ...I'm try to convince my husband to drive over to Williamsburg or Branson. Also, If I can get cheap airfares pulling the kids out of school after Easter and going to Mexico.
Maybe Wmsburg would be a good choice. You have a 52 to 1 chance right now. No one else seems interested in a FREE week. Could be football and turkey is on their minds.
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jonesl unregistered TUG MemberPosts: 1018 From: Newport News, VA, USA Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-20-2001 01:01
My best timeshare experience was a trip I took in September of this year. Being in the military overseas for the past 9 years, it has been difficult to get together with some close friends in the states. Every time we had something planned, tragic events (such as deaths in the family, hospitalization, etc.) would happen to prevent one or the other of us from taking the vacation. We finally made plans to get together on September 15th. With less than a week to go, we were sure it was going to happen. Then came the terrorist attack and once again we thought it would have to be put off for another year. On Saturday morning, I got a call that my flight was back on again and would be flying to the US. My family was able to spend a wonderful week and a half with our friends we hadn't seen in 9 years. On top of that, we were in Orlando and I got to thaw out from the cold temps here in ICeland.Linda
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kehkeh13 TUG MemberPosts: 52 From: Oshawa, Ontario, Canada Registered: AUG 2001
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posted 11-20-2001 07:37
My husband and I are new to timesharing, and recently used our 2nd exchange, deciding on Puerto Vallarta for one week....WHAT AN EXPERIENCE! For those who have never been, and aren't sure where to go for your next exchange, I urge you to give this friendly Mexican city a visit. We were welcomed from day one, and explored many quaint nearby villages and remote areas only accesible by boat. The boat cruises are great and reasonably priced, and usually include all you can drink, lunch, snorkelling, hiking, and lounging on a beach. A romantic nite cruise to go on is Rhythms of the Nights--a sunset sail to Calapa and as you exit the boat, you are warmed by torch lit paths that lead to a magnificent performance of Indian dancing, followed by a scrumptious buffet on the beach. For the adventuresome, there is horseback riding through the mountains with a stop at a waterfalls, and an incredible ATV tour through the jungle, the little Mexican streets (with no stop signs - I clocked my ATV along a section of the highway and was going 70 km an hr!), and crossing 4 rivers, some over 3 feet high! Puerto Vallarta is also a culinary delight, with magnificent seafood selections prepared and served to you with great service. There are lots of resorts to choose from, and lots to do in PV! A vacation we will remember with a smile!------------------ Kath ------------
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Kelly TUG MemberPosts: 280 From: Owner, Summer So Cal Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-20-2001 08:21
quote: Originally posted by 3kids4me: I've been timesharing just a short time but still I'm attempting this rhyme, to give some advice so you won't pay the price of hearing things from the grapevine!Sellers abound as you've heard Some are crooks; some are true to their word Just make sure you don't buy from that slick dentist guy (A root canal would be preferred!) Once you have found the right buy, you can finally smile and sigh Enjoy your first trip, but when you take a dip... Hope you don't see that pool-peeing guy!! Sharon
Thanks, Sharon, for the laugh today.
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JP TUG MemberPosts: 457 From: Poquoson,VA OceanVillasII NagsHead,NC Week23 Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-20-2001 10:45
My favorite Timesharing experience was the day I found TUG. While sold on the IDEA of timesharing by various developer salespeople, none were able to sell me at their price. After a particularly pressure-filled presentation at Westgate, I came to the conclusion there MUST be a resale market out there. I started my online research. I was fortunate enough to stumble onto TUG within the first hour. I joined the next day. A month or so later, I picked up a red, 2br beachfront week in Nags Head, NC for $1,500. My wife and I will be in Hawaii March 2002 thanks to this buy. Now if I only had another week for the summer.................
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pryder TUG MemberPosts: 966 From: Hermon, Maine Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-20-2001 13:30
I will submit a rather funny story as my entry:My mother had a friend, who came to Maine one year. My mom took her sightseeing, and one of their meals was lobster in a restaraunt. Years later, the friend did a wonderful favor for my mother, so my mother shipped to her $75 worth of lobster (which was alot of lobster in the '70s.), packed fresh on ice, etc. Weeks later, my mom and her talked on the phone, and my mom asked her how the lobster was. The lady finally confessed that she had not had the heart to tell my mother---it was spoiled. Upon further questioning, the lady had thrown out the greenish lobsters!!! She thought they were a bright red even when alive!!! Oh well, when Maine shows pictures/postcards, etc. of our lobsters, they seldom do show them uncooked!!!! (Any other TUGgers that might have made the same judgment---be honest now!!) Pat
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pryder TUG MemberPosts: 966 From: Hermon, Maine Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-20-2001 13:34
Oh, I'd like to add one other thing, that I came up with myself a few years back. Though of sending it to Reader's Digest at the time, but never did.One Jury Said Innocent; Most People Say Otherwise Now !!!!! Do you see it? Pat [This message has been edited by pryder (edited 11-20-2001).] [This message has been edited by pryder (edited 11-20-2001).] [This message has been edited by pryder (edited 11-20-2001).]
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teepeeca TUG MemberPosts: 646 From: vacaville, ca., usa Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-20-2001 14:10
Hope nobodyis offended by this one--is it true, or just made up??!!??The kindergarden teacher asked the class if anything unusual had happened to them in the last few days. Little Johnny raised his hand, and told the teacher (and class) that he had found a dead kitty. The teacher asked how he knew the cat was dead. Little Johnny replied that he had pissed in it's ear, and it didn't move. The teacher was HORRIFIED, and asked Johnny to explain himself. He, again, said that he had pissed in the cat's ear, and that it didn't move, so it must have been dead. The teacher was beside herself, and wondering what punishment would be right for Johnny talking that way. So, one more time, the teacher asked Johnny to explain EXACTLY what happened, and what he did. Little Johnny then said, that when he was on his way to school, he saw a kitty lying on the ground, not moving, and went up to it, and went "pssst, pssst" in it ear, and it didn't move. (I can see my grandson doing something like that>) Tony
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Jaybee TUG MemberPosts: 1009 From: Sun City, CA, Villas of Sedona,Harbortown Pt., Dikhololo, LWRV, Marriott Desert Springs Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-20-2001 15:52
I know I entered already, but I can't resist repeating one we heard this morning. In WWI, our soldiers were called "Doughboys". In WWII, they were called "GI's". In this war against terrorism, they'll probably be known as "Tali-whackers".OK...I'm going back to my room....
------------------ Jean B
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Makai Guy Administrator TUG VolunteerPosts: 5396 From: Aiken, SC Prefer to be: Hawaii Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-21-2001 05:23
quote: Originally posted by pryder:
One Jury Said Innocent; Most People Say Otherwise Now !!!!!Do you see it?
Y E P
------------------ Doug Wilson, "The Makai Guy" -- BBS Administrator / TUG Area Rep, Hawaii makaiguy@iname.com -- You might enjoy a visit to my North Shore Kauai website
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kehkeh13 TUG MemberPosts: 52 From: Oshawa, Ontario, Canada Registered: AUG 2001
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posted 11-21-2001 17:56
HA! I have lived in Nova Scotia and couldn't imagine someone thinking lobsters start out red...UNTIL I read this story to my husband and, being from a land locked province, he also thought all lobsters were red...------------------ Kath ------------
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joycapecod TUG MemberPosts: 506 From: Bourne, MA Registered: MAR 2001
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posted 11-21-2001 20:58
Here's a very poor attempt at a limerick...I won't leave my "real" job!There once was a woman named Joyce, Who said timesharing wasn't her choice, She was given a unit, Made the trip to it, Now she's a T/S junkie for life. Beebe, what a generous thing to do!
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Beebe TUG MemberPosts: 1018 From: Newport News, VA, USA Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-21-2001 22:38
quote: Originally posted by joycapecod: ........Beebe, what a generous thing to do!
Joyce, We can’t use them all and it’s that time of year, ya know. With thrombophlebitis causing us to cancel the Myrtle Beach reservation, that puts one back in the bank. Have time off right now, but doc says to stay put and no driving or flying off somewhere. Anyway, this is fun and not too expensive. I hope we can make someone happy. If someone wins and doesn’t want the week, we’ll think up some other fun thing to do with it. Maybe give it to Ray. Haven’t heard from him. Playing with the grand kids somewhere, suppose?We hope everyone has a blessed Thanksgiving, Caroll & Robert
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Beebe TUG MemberPosts: 1018 From: Newport News, VA, USA Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-24-2001 21:04
There may be TUGgers not wanting to take advantage of another TUGger's situation, and would feel uncomfortable should they be declared the winner. I suppose if we didn't have surplus weeks we wouldn't be giving one away. We're unhappy that we don't have more vacation time and wish to share and have enjoyment while doing it. We are not able to use the weeks. You are not taking advantage by using our excess. We were hoping non-members would enter and enjoy, and maybe join TUG because of it. Most likely a member will win since they are the ones making the entries. There however should be many more entries. Those of you, who are volunteers, don’t hold out just because you volunteered to help TUG. You are members and should enter the same as other members. There will be no favoritism. Anyone posting could be the winner. It will be the luck of the draw. If the winner doesn't want a week, we'll find something to do with it, maybe simply draw again. You will not win if you do not enter. It has been enjoyable to see everyone posting and enjoying. We want to share a Timeshare with one of you. There are a few days remaining before the winner is declared, so if you’ve not posted an entry, get with it.
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cindir4 TUG MemberPosts: 1777 From: Bismarck,N.D TownCenter at Jackson Hole, week 25, Marriott Harbour Pointe, week 27 Registered: JUN 2001
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posted 11-25-2001 08:34
With thrombophlebitis........ __________________________________________________________Robert, I hope that the above situation is of superficial phlebitis, rather than deep vein?? I am sorry to hear you had to cancel one of your trips, but your health must come first, especially with phlebitis. All you need is a long sit on the way there to make the situation worse. Take care. ------------------ Cindi
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